We're facebook friends in real life
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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