So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I lost the right to judge tonight
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