OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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