Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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