u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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