Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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