her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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