Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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