do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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