id be glad to
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
