Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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