He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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