Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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