so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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