Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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