I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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