who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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