so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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