literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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