We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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