What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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