she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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