What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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