he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
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I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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