So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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