whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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