i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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