I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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