I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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