i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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