how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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