i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
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The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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