im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize