doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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