im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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