Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
