I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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