In America we eat man semen.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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