like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Randomize
