I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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