yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
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When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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