Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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