Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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