Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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