a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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