so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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