Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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