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(847): View more from Illinois

Ppl just aren't as funny as we are

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka

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the cocktail of hope

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(303): View more from Colorado

He felt like a one man threesome

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(609): View more from New Jersey

There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled

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(763): View more from Minnesota

someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

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(416): View more from Toronto

He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us

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