I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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