so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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