3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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