Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.