Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You took a bar mat shot.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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