I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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